The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Information

TitleThe Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Season2
Number15
Overall Number41
Wiki PageThe Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Main Characters
  • Applejack
  • Flim
PreviousThe Last Roundup
NextRead It and Weep

In this episode 20 characters spoke a total of 181 lines. The most talkative character was Applejack, who spoke 31 lines.

Characters

Most Talkative Characters
image/svg+xml https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.en.html https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/02/15/ https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/02/15/ Applejack (31, 17%) Flim (27, 15%) Flam (23, 12%) Twilight Sparkle (18, 10%) Apple Bloom (17, 9%) Rainbow Dash (15, 8%) Granny Smith (12, 6%) Fluttershy (9, 5%) Mayor Mare (8, 4%) Pinkie Pie (5, 3%) Other (20, 11%)

Transcript

  • Fluttershy
Who could that be? It's still dark!
  • Rainbow Dash
C'mon, Fluttershy! Cider season's about to start!
  • Fluttershy
Oh, where are we? What's the rush?
  • Rainbow Dash
The rush? Don't you remember what happened last year? Or the year before that? Or pretty much any cider season ever?
  • Fluttershy
Um, well, uh–
  • Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie. She always ends up ahead of us in line, and then they always run out of cider!
  • Fluttershy
I guess I–
  • Rainbow Dash
Well, not this year! This year I'm gonna get there before sunrise, so I can drink all the cider I want and laugh when she doesn't get any! It's the perfect plan. Y'know, I might even buy some cider and hold onto it for a while, drinking it drop by drop in front of her–
  • Fluttershy
Gee, Rainbow Dash. It looks like a few other ponies had the same idea.
  • Fluttershy
Oh, gosh, Pinkie. I love your new style.
  • Rainbow Dash
Who are all these ponies?!
  • Pinkie Pie
Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and camp out, so I told a few others about it, and they all thought it was a great idea too, and now it's just a big old cider party! Woo-hoo! Oh, gosh, that's a lot of ponies. Hope they don't run out before you get any.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Isn't this exciting, Spike? Opening day of cider season!
  • Spike
Yeah! That means it's only thirty more days 'til sapphire season!
  • Applejack
Attention, everypony! Cider season is now officially open!
  • Applejack
Heh. Sorry, everypony! That's it for today!
  • Ponies
Awww.
  • Rainbow Dash
Surprise, surprise. You ran out again!
  • Caramel
Yeah, you always run out!
  • Fluttershy
For the record, I don't mind–
  • Rainbow Dash
Why can't you make enough cider for all of us? Or at least for me!
  • Applejack
Hold on, everypony. We've done our best to improve supply this year-
  • Caramel
You always say that!
  • Applejack
And it's always true. But Apple family cider is made with love and integrity, and only the highest quality apples in Equestria. Sorry, but that recipe takes time.
  • Applejack
If y'all just be patient, we'll have plenty more tomorrow.
  • Pinkie Pie
She's right, y'know! You can't rush perfection! And this year's batch was perfection!
  • Fluttershy
Uh, Pinkie Pie–
  • Pinkie Pie
I'll never forget the cider I just drank! It was a moment in time that will never exist again.
  • Applejack
What in Equestria is that?
  • Apple Bloom
You got a deal!
  • Granny Smith
Not so fast! No way no how that machine matches up with the care we put in our cider!
  • Apple Bloom
But if it really does work, we could make everypony in town happy!
  • Applejack
I just don't know, y'all. We've always made cider the same way.
  • Big McIntosh
Eeyup. Huh?
  • Flim
We'll sweeten the deal. You supply the apples...
  • Flam
...We supply the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.
  • Flim
  • Flam
Then we split those sweet sweet profits...
  • Flim
...Seventy-five...
  • Flam
...Twenty-five.
  • Apple Bloom
Deal–
  • Applejack
Hold on. Who gets the seventy five?
  • Flim
Why, us, naturally.
  • Flam
And, we'll throw in the magic to power the machine for free.
  • Applejack
Cider sales keep our business afloat through the winter. We'd lose Sweet Apple Acres if we agreed to this.
  • Flim
  • Flam
So? What'll it be?
  • Big McIntosh
No deal.
  • Flim
Hmph. Very well. If you refuse our generous offer to be partners, then we'll just have to be competitors.
  • Applejack
You wouldn't dare.
  • Flim
Oh no?
  • Flam
Don't you worry, everypony! There'll be plenty of cider for all of you!
  • Flim
Once we drive Sweet Apple Acres out of business.
  • Apple Bloom
What?
  • Twilight Sparkle
Still worried about Flim and Flam?
  • Spike
Granny Smith says they were just blowing hot air.
  • Applejack
I'm not so sure. They sounded mighty serious when they threatened to run us out of business.
  • Apple Bloom
That's it! Last cup!
  • Rainbow Dash
Oh, for Pete's sake!
  • Apple Bloom
C'mon back tomorrow, everypony!
  • Flim
What seems to be the problem here?
  • Flam
Oh my, oh my, out of cider again?
  • Flim
What have we here? Who'd like a cup?
  • Flam
Don't worry, everypony, we've got the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to make more in an instant!
  • Applejack
You can't sell that cider! That's made from Apple family apples!
  • Rainbow Dash
Is this some kind of cruel joke?
  • Flim
Don't worry, everypony, there are plenty of apples in Equestria. We'll find some others and make more cider than all of Ponyville can drink!
  • Apple Bloom
We'll make more cider than you could ever imagine!
  • Granny Smith
Now, it ain't about the speed, young'un, it's about quality.
  • Rainbow Dash
Who cares how good the cider is if I never get to drink any?
  • Flim
Oh, look at these poor, dissatisfied ponies.
  • Apple Bloom
Ponyville is Sweet Apple Cider country!
  • Applejack
Our cider speaks for itself!
  • Flim
Let's put it to the test!
  • Apple Bloom
Anywhere, anytime!
  • Granny Smith
Well, that's enough now.
  • Flam
With our machine, we can make enough cider in one hour to satisfy this entire town!
  • Apple Bloom
We'll do it in 45 minutes!
  • Granny Smith
Easy, Apple Bloom, easy.
  • Flim
What's the matter, Granny Smith? Chicken?
  • Granny Smith
What did you call me, sonny?
  • Flim
If you're so confident in your cider, then what's the problem?
  • Granny Smith
Tomorrow mornin', right here!
  • Flam
But I'm afraid we haven't any... ...apples.
  • Granny Smith
You can use our south field! It'll be worth it to teach y'all a thing or two about cider making!
  • Flim
Excellent; we have a bet. Whoever produces the most barrels in one hour wins the exclusive right to sell cider in Ponyville.
  • Granny Smith
And after we beat ya, I don't never want to see you bambahoozlers around here again!
  • Flam
Until tomorrow.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Don't worry, Applejack, I know you'll win tomorrow!
  • Applejack
We'd better, 'cause if we don't, we're gonna lose our farm.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Applejack? Are you sure this is such a good idea?
  • Applejack
Me 'n' the family are... one hundred percent confident... in our cider making capabilities.
  • Apple Bloom
And besides, nopony calls Granny a chicken.
  • Mayor Mare
Attention, everypony!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Well, good luck.
  • Applejack
Thanks, Twilight. We'll need it.
  • Mayor Mare
The teams have one hour to produce as much cider as they can, after which the barrels will be counted and the winner will be named the sole cider provider for all of Ponyville!
  • Mayor Mare
Are both teams ready?
  • Applejack
Ready!
  • Flim
  • Flam
Ready!
  • Mayor Mare
Then let's... go!
  • Granny Smith
Ugh, bad 'un. Good 'un! Bad 'un...
  • Applejack
Great job, y'all! We've already filled an entire barrel!
  • Apple Bloom
I'll bet you those guys don't even have–
  • Apple Bloom
What?!
  • Applejack
C'mon, Apple Bloom, focus! We gotta forget those guys if we're gonna have a chance of winnin'!
  • Apple Bloom
Sorry, sis! Better keep up, Granny, we're fallin' behind!
  • Granny Smith
Egh... Good 'un... Ugh, bad 'un...
  • Applejack
Rest when it's over, Big McIntosh! Ride! Ride!
  • Rarity
This is just dreadful. Even at top speed the Apples are only making one barrel to the twins' three!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Um, Miss Mayor! Are honorary family members allowed to help in the competition?
  • Mayor Mare
Well, I'm not sure... Flim, Flam, would you object to honorary family members helping?
  • Flim
Are you kidding?
  • Flam
We don't care if the whole kingdom of Canterlot helps. It's a lost cause.
  • Mayor Mare
Hm, I guess it's okay. Applejack? What do you think?
  • Applejack
I think I'd love to have the rest of my family helpin' out.
  • Rest of main cast
All right!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Okay, everypony, we're not gonna let those smooth talkers take our friend's farm.
  • Rest of main cast
Yeah!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Fluttershy, help Applejack with the trees.
  • Fluttershy
Got it.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie, you're on apple catching detail.
  • Pinkie Pie
Yessir, ma'am, sir!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Rarity, you've got a discerning eye. Help Granny Smith at the quality control station.
  • Rarity
Of course.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash, do you think you can help Big McIntosh press?
  • Rainbow Dash
In my sleep!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Alright, everypony, let's save Sweet Apple Acres!
  • Rest of main cast
All right!
  • Pinkie Pie
Over there, Apple Bloom! Don't miss them!
  • Apple Bloom
Right behind you, Pinkie Pie!
  • Granny Smith
Good 'un, bad 'un, bad 'un, good 'un...
  • Rarity
Lovely, horrid, horrid, lovely...
  • Twilight Sparkle
Based on these figures, we're making five barrels for every three of theirs!
  • Applejack
Keep it up, everypony! We're back in this!
  • Flim
Come on, brother, we've gotta pick up the pace!
  • Flam
Right, uh, double the power!
  • Flim
We've gotta try something else!
  • Flam
I've got it, brother of mine.
  • Flim
Well done, Flam! We're at top productivity!
  • Twilight Sparkle
C'mon, Rainbow Dash, keep grinding!
  • Rainbow Dash
We don't have time for quality control if we wanna win this thing!
  • Granny Smith
Get back, you! One bad apple spoils the bunch!
  • Rainbow Dash
Applejack, help me!
  • Applejack
There's no point in winnin' if we cheat!
  • Twilight Sparkle
We'll just have to work harder! C'mon, everypony!
  • Rainbow Dash
All right then, double time!
  • Mayor Mare
Time's up!
  • Twilight Sparkle
I'm proud of you, Applejack.
  • Applejack
Thanks.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Integrity like that will always be... rewarded.
  • Mayor Mare
Flim and Flam win!
  • Apple Bloom
Wh, wh–
  • Applejack
We... lost?
  • Flim
Daww, too bad, Apples.
  • Flam
Guess you'll just have to find a new line of work that doesn't match your names quite so... perfectly.
  • Flim
Now should we tear down all these tacky old buildings and put up new ones, brother?
  • Flam
I don't see why not, brother. After all, this isn't Sweet Apple Acres anymore. How about 'Flim Flam Fields'?
  • Rainbow Dash
I ought to press you into jerk cider!
  • Applejack
No, Rainbow Dash. A deal's a deal.
  • Applejack
Congratulations to y'all. The cider business in Ponyville... is yours. C'mon, Apples. Let's go pack up our things.
  • Flim
Fear not, everypony, there's more than enough cider to go around.
  • Applejack
Go ahead, everypony. Go on, y'all. It's okay.
  • Flam
Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!
  • Cherry Berry
I can't get the taste off my tongue!
  • Sweetie Drops
Mine's got rocks in it!
  • Comet Tail
I wouldn't pay one cent for this dreck!
  • Flam
You wouldn't pay even one cent?
  • Crowd
No!
  • Flam
How about two cups for one cent?
  • Crowd
No!
  • Flim
  • Flam
Two bits for a barrel?
  • Crowd
NO!
  • Flam
It looks like we've encountered a slight... problem here in Ponyville.
  • Flim
Nopony wants our product. Next town?
  • Flam
Next town. Let's go, Flim!
  • Flim
Let's go, Flam!
  • Applejack
They're gone.
  • Twilight Sparkle
That means Sweet Apple Acres is still in business!
  • Caramel
Plus we can have high quality Apple family cider!
  • Apple Bloom
Because of this silly competition, we've made enough of our cider for the whole town!
  • Applejack
Dear Princess Celestia,
  • Applejack
I wanted to share my thoughts with you. I didn't learn anythin'! Ha! I was right all along! If you take your time to do things the right way, your work will speak for itself. Sure I could tell you I learned something about how my friends are always there to help me, and I can count on them no matter what, but truth is, I knew that already too.