One Bad Apple

Information

TitleOne Bad Apple
Season3
Number4
Overall Number56
Wiki PageOne Bad Apple
Main Character
  • Apple Bloom
PreviousToo Many Pinkie Pies
NextMagic Duel

In this episode 11 characters spoke a total of 226 lines. The most talkative character was Apple Bloom, who spoke 71 lines.

Characters

Most Talkative Characters
image/svg+xml https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.en.html https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/03/04/ https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/03/04/ Apple Bloom (71, 31%) Scootaloo (36, 16%) Sweetie Belle (36, 16%) Babs Seed (34, 15%) Applejack (22, 9%) Diamond Tiara (13, 6%) Silver Spoon (7, 3%) Pinkie Pie (6, 3%) Cutie Mark Crusaders (5, 2%) Roma (1, 0%) Other (1, 0%)

Transcript

  • Apple Bloom
What to wear, what to wear? Oh, what to wear?!
  • Applejack
Scoot your boot, Apple Bloom. it's not like it's the Harvest Day Parade! We're just goin' to the train station!
  • Apple Bloom
Too casual. Too summery.
  • Applejack
Your cousin isn't gonna care what you're wearin'. Just pick somethin'!
  • Apple Bloom
This is my first time meetin' her, and she's from Manehattan. I wanna make a good impression!
  • Applejack
You know what would make a good impression?
  • Apple Bloom
What?
  • Applejack
Bein' on time to pick her up!
  • Applejack
You got nothin' to worry about, sugarcube. Y'all are gonna get along great. You already have somethin' in common.
  • Apple Bloom
Oh, yeah? What's that?
  • Applejack
Neither of you have your cutie mark.
  • Apple Bloom
What?! How could you forget to tell me somethin' like that?
  • Applejack
Well, I–
  • Apple Bloom
Oh, this changes everything! Meet you at the train station! I'm gonna go tell Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo!
  • Applejack
You know, your cousin is supposed to sleep in here!
  • Scootaloo
Do you really think she'll wanna join?
  • Apple Bloom
She doesn't have her cutie mark. Of course she'll wanna join the Cutie Mark Crusaders!
  • Sweetie Belle
I'm just so excited I could burst!
  • Apple Bloom
Is that the train from Manehattan?
  • Applejack
Yep.
  • Apple Bloom
That's her! Oh, wait, no, no, that's not her. Oh! No, tha-tha-that's her! Um, no. Oh, wait, tha– that's not her either, uh...
  • Applejack
Apple Bloom, you've never met Babs Seed, remember?
  • Apple Bloom
Oh... Yeah.
  • Applejack
Ah, that's her!
  • Apple Bloom
Babs! Babs! It's me, your cousin, Apple Bloom! And this is Sweetie Belle, and this is Scootaloo, and we are so, so, so glad you're here!
  • Babs Seed
Thanks, I'm happy to–
  • Sweetie Belle
This is gonna be the best week of your life!
  • Babs Seed
Sure hope it's gonna be–
  • Scootaloo
Seriously, we are gonna have a blast.
  • Sweetie Belle
The Summer Harvest Parade's going on while you're here! You'll get to ride in a float!
  • Babs Seed
Really? I've never been on a float before.
  • Apple Bloom
And we've got a really big surprise for you!
  • Babs Seed
Yeah... uh... a surprise?
  • Apple Bloom
I give you... the Cutie Mark Crusaders Clubhouse!
  • Babs Seed
The Cutie Mark Crusaders?
  • Scootaloo
A club devoted to helping ponies get their cutie marks! We're its founding members.
  • Sweetie Belle
Technically, we're its only members.
  • Apple Bloom
But we're always looking to expand, and you seem like the perfect candidate!
  • Babs Seed
I do?
  • Scootaloo
Well, yeah, since you don't have a cutie mark and all.
  • Babs Seed
Oh, yeah... That...
  • Apple Bloom
Allow me to show you just some of the highlights of our clubhouse, should you choose to join us.
  • Apple Bloom
This is where we do our role call...
  • Apple Bloom
This is where we eat our lunch...
  • Apple Bloom
Sometimes we stand here and think of great ideas.
  • Babs Seed
Yeah, uh...
  • Apple Bloom
Uh, could you excuse us for a moment?
  • Babs Seed
Sure...
  • Apple Bloom
Thought she'd be more impressed.
  • Sweetie Belle
She's from Manehattan. If we wanna impress her, we need to really wow her!
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders
Hmmmm.
  • Scootaloo
The float! She can ride with us on our Summer Harvest Parade float!
  • Apple Bloom
That's perfect! This really is a good spot for thinking up great ideas.
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders
Mm-hmm.
  • Apple Bloom
Here it is! The official Cutie Mark Crusaders float for the Summer Harvest Parade!
  • Scootaloo
As a member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, you'd be able to ride on it with us! It'd be totally fun.
  • Diamond Tiara
More like funny...
  • Diamond Tiara
  • Silver Spoon
...looking!
  • Silver Spoon
What is that thing, a giant orange?
  • Apple Bloom
It's a pumpkin.
  • Diamond Tiara
More like a lame-kin.
  • Diamond Tiara
Who's the new blank flank?
  • Apple Bloom
She's mah cousin, Babs. She's from Manehattan!
  • Diamond Tiara
Manehattan, huh? Well, I guess you have that going for you.
  • Silver Spoon
Suppose you're gonna join their little club? What's it called? The Cutie Mark Crusaders?
  • Babs Seed
More like the Cutie Mahk Crybabies!
  • Apple Bloom
Hey!!
  • Diamond Tiara
Oooo, heh, big city attitude! I like it!
  • Silver Spoon
Mm-hmm!
  • Babs Seed
Oh, yeah? Well there's more where that came from! Check this out!
  • Scootaloo
Oh no, she didn't!
  • Babs Seed
Looks like somepony's pumpkin just got squashed!
  • Apple Bloom
When ah tell Applejack–
  • Babs Seed
You gonna tell Applejack what?
  • Apple Bloom
W-well, y'know, uh...
  • Babs Seed
What're you, a snitch?
  • Diamond Tiara
Come on, Babs, you should hang with us! Y'know, the cool ponies, not these babies!
  • Apple Bloom
What... just happened?
  • Scootaloo
I think Babs just went to the dark side.
  • Sweetie Belle
We have to tell Applejack!
  • Apple Bloom
No! We're not snitches!
  • Scootaloo
Yeah! And we're not babies!
  • Sweetie Belle
Then... why do I feel like crying?
  • Scootaloo
I still can't believe she ruined our pumpkin float.
  • Apple Bloom
I still can't believe I'm related to such a big stinkin' bully!
  • Sweetie Belle
What are we gonna do?
  • Apple Bloom
We're gonna build a new float, that's what.
  • Scootaloo
Why bother? She'll probably just ruin that one, too.
  • Sweetie Belle
We could always tell Applejack.
  • Babs Seed
What are you, a snitch?
  • Apple Bloom
  • Scootaloo
No!
  • Apple Bloom
We're not gonna be a bunch of tattle-tales! Besides, she's only here a couple of weeks. We'll just avoid her like the plague until she goes home.
  • Scootaloo
Avoid her. Yeah, how hard can that be?
  • Apple Bloom
Babs may have run us out of town, but at least we still have the club–
  • Babs Seed
Hey! What're you doing at my clubhouse?
  • Scootaloo
Y- y- your clubhouse?! This is our clubhouse!
  • Babs Seed
Well, it was yours, and now it's mine.
  • Silver Spoon
And mine.
  • Diamond Tiara
And mine.
  • Apple Bloom
That's not fair, Babs! We never did anything to you!
  • Babs Seed
And let's keep it that way. Now scram, crybabies!
  • Diamond Tiara
  • Silver Spoon
  • Babs Seed
Bump, bump, sugar-lump, rump!
  • Apple Bloom
That Babs has really gone too far this time!
  • Scootaloo
Kicked out of our own clubhouse!
  • Apple Bloom
And my own bed!
  • Scootaloo
Seriously?
  • Apple Bloom
Super-seriously.
  • Sweetie Belle
We need to talk to Applejack.
  • Apple Bloom
  • Scootaloo
No!
  • Sweetie Belle
Rarity?
  • Apple Bloom
  • Scootaloo
No!
  • Sweetie Belle
Twilight?
  • Apple Bloom
No, no, no! We need to fight back!
  • Scootaloo
Yeah! Fight back! How're we gonna do that?
  • Apple Bloom
By makin' her the guest of honor at the Summer Harvest Parade!
  • Scootaloo
Yeah! Wait, what?
  • Apple Bloom
When you look up 'embarrassed' in the dictionary... Her face will be there!
  • Sweetie Belle
Moo! Moo!
  • Sweetie Belle
Moo! Moo!
  • Babs Seed
Aheh...
  • Apple Bloom
Are those from the Carousel Boutique?
  • Sweetie Belle
Yup.
  • Apple Bloom
Excellent.
  • Sweetie Belle
Ooh!
  • Scootaloo
Luster dust from Sugarcube Corner. They use it for decorating cakes.
  • Sweetie Belle
That must be what Rarity uses on her emergency edible boots!
  • Scootaloo
The gears and bands for the moving mechanism, my tools and stuff... Did you bring the thing from the place?
  • Sweetie Belle
What's that?
  • Apple Bloom
Granny Smith's kitchen timer.
  • Sweetie Belle
What's that for?
  • Scootaloo
You'll see!
  • Apple Bloom
C'mon, y'all, let's get to it. We only got a few hours before mornin', and this thing has to look so good, Babs won't be able to resist wanting to ride in it!
  • Sweetie Belle
Is this it?
  • Scootaloo
I think... we're a go.
  • Sweetie Belle
Good, 'cause we'd better get out of here before Babs finds us.
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders
Cutie Mark Crusaders, ho!
  • Roma
Hot carrot crêpes! Get 'em here, get 'em hot!
  • Babs Seed
Whoaaaa...
  • Sweetie Belle
Isn't it smashing? No! I-I didn't mean smashing! I mean... Isn't it a hit? No! No, I- No! No hitting! I meant–
  • Scootaloo
Well, don't even think about riding it, Babs.
  • Sweetie Belle
Ow!
  • Scootaloo
You had your chance.
  • Babs Seed
See ya later, Cutie Mark Crybabies!
  • Apple Bloom
The timer set?
  • Sweetie Belle
Teach her to fool with the Cutie Mark Crusaders!
  • Applejack
Y'all are letting Babs ride in your golden apple float?
  • Apple Bloom
Yeah. We thought she deserved to be the... center of attention.
  • Applejack
Well, that's just super sweet of y'all, makin' Babs feel so special. Y'know, after all the heartache she's been havin' in Manehattan.
  • Apple Bloom
Heartache?
  • Applejack
Well, I didn't say nothin' 'cause I didn't want her to feel singled out, but there's been some bullies back in Manehattan just been teasin' her to pieces for her blank flank.
  • Apple Bloom
T-t-t-teased?
  • Sweetie Belle
B-Bullies?!
  • Applejack
Yup. She came up to the farm to get away from all her problems back home. I'm so proud of y'all. You've done a good deed.
  • Scootaloo
So that's why she jumped in when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon started giving us a hard time.
  • Apple Bloom
She didn't want to be bullied like at home, so she decided to be a bully instead!
  • Sweetie Belle
And now we've turned into bullies too!
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders
What do we do?!
  • Diamond Tiara
Nice float, Babs.
  • Babs Seed
Snagged it from those whiny baby blank flanks.
  • Diamond Tiara
Too cool for mule, Babs.
  • Apple Bloom
We gotta stop that float!
  • Apple Bloom
Applejack, quick you have to–
  • Applejack
Huh?
  • Apple Bloom
Quick, you have to help us–
  • Applejack
What?
  • Apple Bloom
We booby-trapped it!
  • Scootaloo
Babs! Bully! Payback! No time to explain! We've just gotta get Babs out of that float!
  • Spectator
Oof, my popcorn!
  • Apple Bloom
Sorry!
  • Scootaloo
'Scuse me! Ah, whoops.
  • Apple Bloom
Whoa!
  • Scootaloo
Pinkie Pie, let us in! ("lettuce in")
  • Pinkie Pie
Funny joke!
  • Apple Bloom
No, really! Let- us- in!
  • Pinkie Pie
Ohhh! Here!
  • Apple Bloom
Babs! You gotta get out of that float!
  • Babs Seed
You're not getting your float back, crybabies!
  • Sweetie Belle
But it's booby tra–
  • Pinkie Pie
Veggie salad!
  • Apple Bloom
Huh?
  • Pinkie Pie
Veggie salad!
  • Pinkie Pie
Veggie salad.
  • Apple Bloom
Seriously?
  • Pinkie Pie
Hey! Don't leave me! Leaf me!
  • Babs Seed
What the–
  • Apple Bloom
Babs! Babs!
  • Babs Seed
Oof!
  • Apple Bloom
Oooh, sweet applesauce!
  • Apple Bloom
Maybe we'll get our cutie marks in stupidest ideas of all time.
  • Applejack
Are y'all okay?
  • Sweetie Belle
Yeah... we're fine.
  • Scootaloo
No sweat.
  • Babs Seed
After I'd been so mean to ya... you saved me!
  • Apple Bloom
About that...
  • Babs Seed
I don't get it! I saw it all happen! You pushed me out just when the float was about to head into the lake!
  • Scootaloo
Except... we were the reason it was headed into the lake.
  • Sweetie Belle
We booby trapped the float.
  • Apple Bloom
Y'see Babs, we were tryin' to get you back for bein' a big bully...
  • Scootaloo
But then Applejack told us about how you were being bullied back in Manehattan.
  • Sweetie Belle
And we figured out you were just doing it to avoid getting picked on in Ponyville. But, by then... we were the ones being bullies. And... Oh, why does life have to be so ironic?!
  • Apple Bloom
Guess what we're trying to say is...
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders
We're sorry.
  • Babs Seed
I'm sorry too.
  • Applejack
Y'know, this all could've been avoided if y'all just came to me in the very beginning.
  • Sweetie Belle
That's what I kept on saying!
  • Babs Seed
So... can we... start over?
  • Apple Bloom
Definitely.
  • Scootaloo
Yeah.
  • Sweetie Belle
"We, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, elect Babs Seed to join us as a sister, friend, confidaynte, alley, boss-om buddy, gal pal, compader, chum of chums..."
  • Sweetie Belle
Well you wrote this.
  • Scootaloo
Oh, uh, yeah...
  • Sweetie Belle
"Homegirl... Amiga..." Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh, yes, here. "...and fellow Cutie Mark Crusader! You are solemnly sworn in, here this day, in witness of your fellow sisters, friends, confidantes... boss-om buddies... compadres..."
  • Scootaloo
Congratulations! Gotta remember to revise that.
  • Apple Bloom
So you promise you're gonna start our Manehattan branch of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, right?
  • Babs Seed
Yeah, and I promise to keep talking to my big sis about the teasing back home.
  • Applejack
Good. And if you have any problems, we've got your back too, y'hear?
  • Diamond Tiara
So you're leaving huh? Great! Now we're stuck here with these lame blank flanks.
  • Babs Seed
Hey! That's not how you talk to my friends!
  • Silver Spoon
F-friends?
  • Babs Seed
Yeah, you got a problem with that?
  • Diamond Tiara
Well, what if I do? What are you gonna do about it?
  • Babs Seed
Tell your mothers about your bad attitudes!
  • Sweetie Belle
I'm sure gonna miss that bad seed.
  • Applejack
Bad seed? I thought y'all were friends now?
  • Sweetie Belle
No, see, first we called her 'bad seed' as in actually a bad seed, but now she's bad as in good. Get it?
  • Applejack
Yea... No.