Castle Sweet Castle

Information

TitleCastle Sweet Castle
Season5
Number3
Overall Number94
Wiki PageCastle Sweet Castle
Main Characters
  • Rarity
  • Twilight Sparkle
PreviousThe Cutie Map - Part 2
NextBloom & Gloom

In this episode 12 characters spoke a total of 184 lines. The most talkative character was Rarity, who spoke 35 lines.

Characters

Most Talkative Characters
image/svg+xml https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.en.html https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/05/03/ https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/05/03/ Rarity (35, 19%) Twilight Sparkle (32, 17%) Applejack (26, 14%) Spike (24, 13%) Fluttershy (22, 12%) Rainbow Dash (22, 12%) Pinkie Pie (18, 10%) Aloe (2, 1%) Bulk Biceps (1, 1%) Main cast sans Twilight (1, 1%) Other (2, 1%)

Transcript

  • Fluttershy
Phew! Thanks for helping me get them so fresh and clean, Twilight.
  • Twilight Sparkle
No problem, happy to do it!
  • Fluttershy
You probably can't wait to get back to your castle and take your own bath, huh?
  • Twilight Sparkle
Aren't there more animals that need cleaning?
  • Fluttershy
I think you and I are the only ones left, and I can't wait to get the mud out of my mane.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Oh, no! Angel got dirty! I'd better stay longer to help give him a bath too!
  • Fluttershy
Thank you ever so much for staying to give Angel a bath too, but, um... I think he's dry.
  • Fluttershy
Goodness! It's gotten late! You really didn't have to stay all day. Not that we don't appreciate it. Isn't that right?
  • Fluttershy
I for one am exhausted. Plus, I really need to rest up for that big pancake breakfast tomorrow. And I'm sure you have to get the castle ready.
  • Twilight Sparkle
No! The castle's... fine! But maybe I'd better see if Pinkie Pie needs help with the pancakes!
  • Fluttershy
Um, Angel?
  • Applejack
Mm, these are delicious, Pinkie Pie!
  • Pinkie Pie
Thanks! Twilight spent all night helping me pick the flavor! I kept thinking we'd found the right one, but she insisted I make even more to try. And more. And more and more and more and more! It was like she never wanted to—
  • Fluttershy
Leave?
  • Pinkie Pie
Exactly! Eventually we ran out of time so we just went with every-berry-any-chip-surprise! The surprise is I lost a measuring spoon in the batter. Somepony's gonna get a very special pancake!
  • Rainbow Dash
Up all night, huh? Is that why she's so, uh... out of it?
  • Fluttershy
Um, I don't mean to sound unappreciative, but has anypony else noticed that Twilight has been a little too helpful lately?
  • Applejack
Now that you mention it, she was lendin' a hoof at Sweet Apple Acres the other day and stuck around 'til near midnight. Dug up fifty tree-plantin' holes when all I needed was ten.
  • Rarity
She spent an entire afternoon rearranging a single gem drawer at the boutique. An entire afternoon!
  • Rainbow Dash
You think that's weird? She raced me, like, a hundred times the other day. And lost every time! She just kept goin'! Best out of ten, best out of twenty, best out of a hundred! I mean, I know hanging out with me is awesome, but it was like she'd rather keep losing than—
  • Fluttershy
Leave?
  • Rainbow Dash
Yeah. Who does that?
  • Applejack
Somepony who's avoidin' somethin', that's who. Soon as she wakes up, we're gonna find out what.
  • Pinkie Pie
I win!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Huh?! I'm pancake! I mean, awake...
  • Applejack
Uh, Twilight? Is there somethin' you wanna tell us?
  • Rarity
You know how much we appreciate all you do for us, and we simply adore having you around... but... we worry you might be... ahem... avoiding something else?
  • Twilight Sparkle
Oh, has it been that obvious? I've been... the thing is... I know it's silly, but I... I've been avoiding... this place.
  • Rarity
Why in Equestria would you want to avoid such a gorgeous castle?
  • Pinkie Pie
Yeah, this place has everything! Big tall ceilings that make you feel tiny! Shiny new floors that are cold to the touch! Brrr! And it even has loooong empty hallways!
  • Pinkie Pie
Okay, I get it.
  • Twilight Sparkle
The castle is amazing. But it just... It doesn't feel like home.
  • Rarity
Oh, is that all? Why, you simply need to decorate, darling. Make this space your own!
  • Twilight Sparkle
It's just so daunting! Look how big it is! I-I don't even know where to start!
  • Rarity
You can start by letting us do it for you. We will make this the castle of your dreams while you go to the Ponyville spa for some much needed rest and relaxation. I'm saying this with love, but... have you looked in a mirror lately? I've never seen you look this... mmmm...
  • Fluttershy
Frazzled?
  • Rarity
Yes! That is absolutely the word I was going to use.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Ooh, I guess I do need a little help. And so does my castle. And I just know you'll do a great job, because nopony knows me better than you.
  • Applejack
We'll make this place feel cozier than hot cider on a rainy day.
  • Rainbow Dash
There's gonna be cider?! Uh, I mean, let's decorate!
  • Spike
Oh, no! Did I miss the pancakes?!
  • Spike
I sleep like a baby under that cold, cavernous ceiling.
  • Rarity
Spike, I'm so glad you're here!
  • Spike
Really?
  • Rarity
Yes! You're taking Twilight to the spa!
  • Spike
Great! I've been meaning to get my claws done! Oh, you mean now.
  • Applejack
Come on, y'all! We've got work to do!
  • Applejack
Wow, girls! We did a... great job... together...
  • Rainbow Dash
We sure did... something.
  • Pinkie Pie
Together.
  • Rarity
All together.
  • Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy, I love that you brought so many animals.
  • Fluttershy
Are these your trophies?
  • Rainbow Dash
I prefer to think of them as everypony's trophies but with my name permanently etched onto them.
  • Rarity
My my, Applejack, bringing the outdoors inside, it's... earthy... What a lovely touch! Are these quilts vintage?
  • Applejack
Nope, just old! Unlike your sparkly window doohickeys which are... why, they're just swell!
  • Pinkie Pie
No one said anything about my hidden confetti cannons! Oh, right! They're hidden!
  • Spike
Hey guys, how do my claws look—Sweet Celestia!
  • Rarity
Oh, Spike! Are you and Twilight done already?
  • Spike
Don't worry, I ordered her the super-deluxe mane blow-out! She'll be a while. Man, this place looks terrible!
  • Main cast sans Twilight
Phew!
  • Fluttershy
Thank goodness somepony said something!
  • Rainbow Dash
It's pretty bad, right?
  • Applejack
This place looks like a mishmash of knickknacks.
  • Rarity
Hmm, I suppose it is a little cluttered.
  • Pinkie Pie
What are you guys talking about? I think it looks super fun!
  • Pinkie Pie
Whee!
  • Fluttershy
Oh! Oh, no! Please don't do that! If you all just take a deep breath and calm down—
  • Rarity
No! That bunting is embroidered by hoof! Don't you move one more paw!
  • Rarity
Everypony, stop!
  • Pinkie Pie
Okay, now it's a mess.
  • Rainbow Dash
What're we gonna do?!
  • Spike
I dunno. But Twilight's blow-out won't take that long. If she was avoiding the castle before, she'll never set hoof in here now!
  • Rainbow Dash
Come on, guys, we've gotta do something! Twilight's counting on us!
  • Rarity
Spike, you've got to get back to that spa and stall her! Whatever you do, don't let her come home!
  • Spike
Like, forever? But we live here.
  • Rarity
Uh, yes, well, uh, maybe you could manage it 'til... sunset-ish?
  • Spike
Anything for you, Rarity...
  • Applejack
Okay, we all agree the castle is too cluttered, right? So why doesn't everypony take one of their own decorations out and we'll see how it looks?
  • Twilight Sparkle
Spike, you're back! How do I look?
  • Spike
Great!
  • Twilight Sparkle
And more importantly, how does the castle look?
  • Spike
Great?
  • Twilight Sparkle
I can't wait to go home and see it!
  • Spike
Great! I mean, no! I mean, uh, I'm not... quite ready to go yet. Uh, why don't we have a massage? I was really hoping to get, uh... this thingy!
  • Twilight Sparkle
The 'Extra-strength-hot-stone-deep-tissue massage'?
  • Spike
Yep!
  • Twilight Sparkle
I think I'll just have a traditional massage, but you go for it.
  • Aloe
Did somepony order massages?
  • Bulk Biceps
Yeah! Let's do this, little dragon!
  • Aloe
Oh, I hate it when he does that. Come with me, princess.
  • Applejack
Come on, Rarity. Everypony has taken somethin' out except you.
  • Rarity
Ooh, I know! I simply can't decide.
  • Rainbow Dash
How about this?
  • Rarity
No! Not that! Anything but that!
  • Rainbow Dash
How about these?
  • Rarity
Oh, but those brighten up the whole room! They're my favorite accent!
  • Rainbow Dash
Then let's lose the curtains! The room wouldn't need brightening if they weren't making it so dark!
  • Rarity
Not them! They're my favorite too!
  • Rainbow Dash
They can't all be your favorite! Okay, I'm taking down the portrait. We all know what we look like.
  • Rarity
Well, the room still looks a little bit cluttered, doesn't it? Perhaps I'll take down a poster or two. Only to be helpful, of course!
  • Applejack
Okay, everypony calm down. I'm sure we can find a way to remove the clutter together.
  • Rarity
You're absolutely right, dear.
  • Applejack
Hey, those are my warmin' quilts!
  • Rainbow Dash
  • Rarity
Together!
  • Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy, tell your birds to stop pecking at my balloons!
  • Fluttershy
I guess they must not like being scared out of their wits by exploding confetti cannons or something.
  • Pinkie Pie
But we can't get rid of the cannons! I don't remember where I hid them.
  • Rarity
Allow me to help.
  • Applejack
Oh, no, I'll help you.
  • Rainbow Dash
Not if I help you first!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Great suggestion, Spike. I feel totally relaxed.
  • Spike
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow...
  • Twilight Sparkle
You want to hop on? Maybe I can get us to the castle faster.
  • Spike
Ow! I mean... how... nice is this day? I was hoping we could take the scenic way back.
  • Twilight Sparkle
I don't know.
  • Spike
Come on. Walking is good for post-massage circulation.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Really? I've never heard that theory.
  • Twilight Sparkle
I really miss this place, Spike. We had so many wonderful memories here.
  • Spike
We did, didn't we...?
  • Twilight Sparkle
Oh, Spike, I'm so sorry. Of course losing the Golden Oak Library was hard for you too. I've got an idea. Why don't we have the girls add some things to make the castle feel more like your home as well?
  • Spike
Really?
  • Twilight Sparkle
Hop on!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Ow! What are you doing?
  • Spike
I, um... I just thought of what I want!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Oh, okay. What is it?
  • Spike
It's a... well, I want a... it's... I kind of need a... a bed!
  • Twilight Sparkle
I thought you said you sleep like a baby in the castle.
  • Spike
Everypony knows babies are terrible sleepers. Let's go!
  • Rarity
There! Now nothing is cluttering the castle!
  • Rainbow Dash
You're right. There is literally nothing cluttering this castle.
  • Fluttershy
What do we do now?
  • Rarity
I hate to be the bearer of more bad news, but it's almost sunset. If we don't figure this out soon, it's going to look like we didn't lift a hoof to help her!
  • Rainbow Dash
Why is this so hard?! We're Twilight's best friends! This should be easy for us!
  • Applejack
She said it herself – if anypony should be able to make her feel comfortable in her new home, it's us. If we can't do it...
  • Fluttershy
Then Twilight will be stuck living in a castle that makes her feel... sad!
  • Pinkie Pie
Wow, Fluttershy! I didn't know you could be loud enough to echo!
  • Rarity
Can't believe I let go of the portrait... If it had just been me...
  • Pinkie Pie
What do we do? What do we do?! If Twilight comes home now, she'll be like "What did you guys do?" And we'll have to be like "Nothing!" And then she'll be like "I was counting on you! Some friends you are!" And we'll be like...
  • Applejack
Calm down, Pinkie. We just need to figure out what we did wrong so we can make it right.
  • Rarity
Well, I didn't do anything wrong! I did exactly what I would do if this were my home!
  • Rainbow Dash
But it's not your home. It's Twilight's home!
  • Rarity
Where she keeps all her Rainbow Dash trophies?
  • Rainbow Dash
Touché.
  • Fluttershy
Maybe we're all a little guilty of making ourselves feel at home instead of Twilight.
  • Applejack
Come on, y'all. We just need to think about Twilight. What was it she'd loved about livin' in the Golden Oak Library?
  • Fluttershy
Oh, everything! The books, the smell of books, the joy she felt from organizing books...
  • Rainbow Dash
Remember that time I crashed into all those books attempting my sonic rainboom after you guys just cleaned up? That was good times.
  • Applejack
Yeah, for you, maybe.
  • Rarity
Oh, and Applejack, remember when we were stuck having a sleepover there? That turned out to be so much fun!
  • Pinkie Pie
Remember the time it got blown up to smithereens?! Wait, no, that was the worst.
  • Applejack
We had a lot of good memories there, though. That's what made the Golden Oak Library home.
  • Rest of main cast sans Twilight
Yeah...
  • Applejack
That's it!
  • Twilight Sparkle
How's that one? Too soft? Too hard? Too lumpy?
  • Spike
Um... Just right! I'll take it!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Oh, thank goodness. I thought you'd never find one you liked! Let's find a salespony and get out of here.
  • Spike
Sounds good to meee—I... nn, um, uh, heh... did you hear that? Too squeaky! Better keep looking!
  • Applejack
Maybe my plan won't work after all.
  • Rarity
Of course it will, darling. I can see it! You and Fluttershy stay here. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, you come with me. We're going shopping! We'll meet back at the castle.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Hello? We're home!
  • Rest of main cast
Welcome home!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Oh, I, uh... love what you've done with the place. You did such a good job of... preserving the integrity of the original design.
  • Spike
Aw, come on! It looks exactly the same! Do you know how hard it was to keep her from coming back here?! I never want to see another dust ruffle as long as I live!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Wait. Keep me from coming back here?
  • Rarity
It took a teensy bit longer than we thought.
  • Applejack
What really makes home feel like home isn't what it looks like. It's the memories you make when you're there.
  • Rarity
So we've made something that celebrates the memories we've made with you since you moved to Ponyville.
  • Fluttershy
The ornaments on the chandelier are reminders of all the fun we've had together.
  • Pinkie Pie
That one shows your party at the Golden Oak Library welcoming you to Ponyville!
  • Fluttershy
The time we shared donuts after the Grand Galloping Gala!
  • Rarity
We were hoping that being able to look at your beautiful old memories would inspire you to make new ones.
  • Applejack
And the best part of it is, it's made from the roots of the Golden Oak Library, so you'll never forget where you came from.
  • Twilight Sparkle
It's exactly what the castle needed. And I am ready to make new memories here.
  • Pinkie Pie
Then let's start right now with a new memory cake! Seven layer what's-that-flavor mystery surprise! These might be chocolate chips or they might be super-spicy black beans!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Let's go to the dining room. It's a little sparse, but at least there's a table and chairs. Whoa! What happened in here? Last I checked, this place was empty!
  • Rarity
I couldn't help myself! It was just begging for the personal touch!
  • Applejack
Truth be told... I couldn't either. Your kitchen might have some rustic farm decor, Twilight.
  • Rainbow Dash
And there may or may not be some Daring Do posters up in your library.
  • Fluttershy
And some stuffed animals in your bedroom.
  • Twilight Sparkle
What was that?!
  • Applejack
One of Pinkie Pie's confetti cannons.
  • Pinkie Pie
What? It's not my fault I hid them so well!
  • Applejack
Oh, Pinkie...