Bloom & Gloom

Information

TitleBloom & Gloom
Season5
Number4
Overall Number95
Wiki PageBloom & Gloom
Main Character
  • Apple Bloom
PreviousCastle Sweet Castle
NextTanks for the Memories

In this episode 12 characters spoke a total of 222 lines. The most talkative character was Apple Bloom, who spoke 100 lines.

Characters

Most Talkative Characters
image/svg+xml https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.en.html https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/05/04/ https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/05/04/ Apple Bloom (100, 45%) Applejack (35, 16%) Scootaloo (22, 10%) Sweetie Belle (20, 9%) Princess Luna (11, 5%) Pest Control Pony (10, 4%) Mysterious Voice (9, 4%) Big McIntosh (5, 2%) Granny Smith (5, 2%) Diamond Tiara (3, 1%) Other (4, 2%)

Transcript

  • Apple Bloom
Hear ye, hear ye! This meeting of the Cutie Mark Crusaders is now in session! Who wants to do roll-call?
  • Scootaloo
I'm pretty sure we're all here.
  • Sweetie Belle
Yeah. Apple Bloom, what's this all about?
  • Apple Bloom
Oh, nothin<nowiki>'</nowiki>... except this letter from Babs Seed sayin' she's got her cutie mark!
  • Scootaloo
  • Sweetie Belle
What?!
  • Apple Bloom
She says it's a pair of scissors!
  • Scootaloo
So... she's good at cutting stuff?
  • Sweetie Belle
Of course! She was always fussing with her bangs and tail! I'll bet she grows up to be a celebrity stylist!
  • Apple Bloom
But if she spends all her time cuttin' hair, who's gonna run the Manehattan CMCs?
  • Scootaloo
Well, not Babs. She can't be a Cutie Mark Crusader if she's already got her cutie mark.
  • Apple Bloom
Oh, wow. I guess you're right.
  • Sweetie Belle
I'm glad she's happy, but I sure wouldn't want to be up to my flank in mane hair all day. Can you imagine getting stuck with a cutie mark you didn't like?
  • Apple Bloom
No... or at least I hadn't...
  • Sweetie Belle
Don't worry, Apple Bloom. Most of your family has apple-related cutie marks. I bet yours will be, too. And what's not to like about apples?
  • Scootaloo
There's the core, and sour apples, and rotten apples, and apples with worms in them— What?
  • Sweetie Belle
Not helping.
  • Apple Bloom
I guess I just spent so much time worryin' about how to get a cutie mark, I never even thought about what would happen after. There's just so many things I never considered.
  • Applejack
I'm sure there are, but you don't need to—
  • Apple Bloom
What if I finally get my cutie mark and I don't like it? What if I get my cutie mark and nopony likes me?
  • Applejack
Well, that's just ridicu—
  • Apple Bloom
What if the Crusaders drift apart? I mean, we won't really be the Cutie Mark Crusaders anymore! What if it's not an apple?! Will I have to move out?! Where will I live?!
  • Applejack
All right, that's enough, sugarcube. Those are way too many questions to answer all in one night.
  • Apple Bloom
But—
  • Applejack
And nopony's gonna make ya move out.
  • Apple Bloom
Are you sure, Applejack?
  • Applejack
Of course, I'm sure. Now get some sleep. You'll see. Everything will be better in the mornin'.
  • Applejack
Hush now, little sister
  • Applejack
You're loved by all you know
  • Applejack
You'll never lose their friendship
  • Applejack
No matter where you go
  • Applejack
There ain't no call to worry
  • Applejack
So don't you cry or fret
  • Applejack
A cutie mark won't change you
  • Applejack
No matter what you get
  • Apple Bloom
No matter what I get.
  • Apple Bloom
Hoo-ee! Nothin' like a good night's sleep!
  • Applejack
Breakfast!
  • Apple Bloom
You were right, Applejack! I feel much better! I don't know what I was so worried about last night!
  • Applejack
See, now what did I tell you? A good night's sleep'll fix just about an— Well, no wonder you were so worked up!
  • Apple Bloom
What? What is it?
  • Applejack
Looks like somepony got her cutie mark!
  • Apple Bloom
I can't believe it! I got my cutie mark! I got my cutie mark! I got my cutie mark! Wait 'til I tell the others that my cutie mark is a... a... What is it?
  • Applejack
I have no idea what it means.
  • Pest Control Pony
I know what it means! It means I can retire!
  • Apple Bloom
Infestations? You mean like... parasprites?
  • Pest Control Pony
Hah, please. Anypony with a trombone can get rid of parasprites. I'm talking about the serious stuff! You ever hear of... twittermites?
  • Apple Bloom
Twittermites?
  • Pest Control Pony
Pest ponies like you and me are the only things keeping these live wires from destroying half of Equestria!
  • Apple Bloom
Pest ponies?
  • Pest Control Pony
It's no easy trade! Even the best of us yearns for the day they can move on to greener pastures. Oh, now that you're here to take over, my day has finally come!
  • Apple Bloom
Take over?
  • Pest Control Pony
You're gonna need to stop repeating what I say and pay attention if you want to learn anything.
  • Apple Bloom
I'm sorry. I guess this just wasn't what I was expectin'.
  • Pest Control Pony
Don't worry. With a cutie mark like that I'm sure you've got the touch.
  • Apple Bloom
The touch? Oh, sorry.
  • Pest Control Pony
Now, you're gonna need to be quick. Once these things get out, it can get pretty shocking.
  • Apple Bloom
Wait, what do you mean?
  • Apple Bloom
Ow!
  • Pest Control Pony
Hah, told you! And the further apart they spread, the more powerful these jolts will get!
  • Apple Bloom
What do I do?!
  • Pest Control Pony
Call 'em back, of course.
  • Apple Bloom
Twittermites!
  • Apple Bloom
Twittermites!
  • Apple Bloom
Bugbugbugbugbugbugbug!
  • Pest Control Pony
Well, looks like you're all set. Drop me a note sometime at the Piney Shade Retirement Community.
  • Apple Bloom
Now, hold on! I'm sure this job is real important, but... I don't think I wanna call bugs for the rest of my life. Hey, where'd he go?
  • Diamond Tiara
Well, well, well! Look at the new bug pony!
  • Apple Bloom
It's pest pony.
  • Silver Spoon
Ew, it sure is! Ew!
  • Diamond Tiara
I might've known you'd end up with the worst cutie mark ever!
  • Silver Spoon
But look on the bright side! Whenever you need a friend, you can just go out and catch one!
  • Apple Bloom
That's not funny.
  • Diamond Tiara
Heeere, friendfriendfriendfriendfrieeend!
  • Apple Bloom
Stop it!
  • Silver Spoon
Here, bug! Here, bug! Will you be my friend, bug? Because nopony else will!
  • Apple Bloom
You know what? My cutie mark isn't the worst! You two are!
  • Apple Bloom
I hate to think that Diamond Tiara is right, but... this cutie mark sure isn't what I was hoping for.
  • Mysterious Voice
Why should you have to keep it, then?
  • Apple Bloom
Who's there?! What do you mean?!
  • Mysterious Voice
If your cutie mark bothers you so much, get rid of it!
  • Apple Bloom
Well, if you know how to wave a hoof and erase a terrible cutie mark, you go right ahead!
  • Mysterious Voice
As easily said as done.
  • Apple Bloom
Huh. Now that is some serious magic.
  • Apple Bloom
Hey! Where's everypony goin'?!
  • Apple Bloom
Mayor! What's goin' on?!
  • Mayor Mare
Apple Bloom, you've got to get your family out of town!
  • Apple Bloom
Twittermites!
  • Apple Bloom
Twittermites! Here, bugbugbugbugbugbug!
  • Apple Bloom
Here, bugs!
  • Apple Bloom
Come on, here!
  • Applejack
Apple Bloom! What in tarnation are you doin'?!
  • Apple Bloom
I'm tryin' to stop the infestation, of course!
  • Applejack
Only a pest pony can do that! Now come on! We gotta skedaddle!
  • Apple Bloom
But I've gotta do somethin'!
  • Applejack
Are you crazy?!
  • Apple Bloom
Aaaaaaahhh!
  • Apple Bloom
Whoo-ee. That's what I call a nightmare. It seemed so real.
  • Applejack
Breakfast!
  • Apple Bloom
Applejack! You are not gonna believe the dream I just had! I guess I needed more sleep than I thought!
  • Applejack
See, now what did I tell you? A good night's sleep'll fix just about— Well, no wonder you were so worked up!
  • Apple Bloom
What?
  • Applejack
Looks like somepony got her cutie mark!
  • Apple Bloom
Again?! I mean... I did? Woo-hoo! Potion making! Now that's more like it!
  • Applejack
More like what?
  • Apple Bloom
Never mind. I'm just glad Princess Twilight's lessons finally paid off!
  • Applejack
I expect you want to run off to the clubhouse and tell your friends all about your new cutie mark. But before you go, make sure you do all your... chores...?
  • Apple Bloom
Whooo!
  • Scootaloo
Why all the excitement?
  • Sweetie Belle
Yeah, what's going on?
  • Apple Bloom
Oh, nothin<nowiki>'</nowiki>... except this brand new cutie mark!
  • Scootaloo
That's amazing!
  • Sweetie Belle
Wow!
  • Apple Bloom
I know!
  • Scootaloo
That's so cool!
  • Apple Bloom
I don't suppose either of you got yours?
  • Scootaloo
Nope.
  • Sweetie Belle
Me neither...
  • Apple Bloom
I know it's silly, but I'd always hoped we'd get our cutie marks together.
  • Scootaloo
Me too...
  • Sweetie Belle
But I'm still super excited for you!
  • Scootaloo
Absolutely!
  • Apple Bloom
I know! Let's call this meeting to order! I'm sure the three of us can figure out how to get two more cutie marks.
  • Sweetie Belle
Um, yeah... the thing is...
  • Apple Bloom
What?
  • Scootaloo
Well, you can't be a Cutie Mark Crusader if you've already got your cutie mark...
  • Apple Bloom
Oh, yeah... Just like Babs Seed... Well, I could just sit quietly in the corner 'til you two figure out what you're gonna do...
  • Sweetie Belle
Well, technically the clubhouse is for Crusaders only.
  • Apple Bloom
Oh. Right. I guess I should just come back later, then...?
  • Sweetie Belle
Why? I mean, you can't come in then either.
  • Apple Bloom
Oh.
  • Sweetie Belle
Rules are rules.
  • Scootaloo
I don't even think we're still supposed to be friends.
  • Apple Bloom
What?!
  • Apple Bloom
Sweetie Belle! Scootaloo! Come on, fillies, this isn't funny!
  • Mysterious Voice
More trouble with cutie marks?
  • Apple Bloom
No! I mean, w— yeah, I mean... Well, I got mine, but my friends didn't get theirs, and now there's all kinds of trouble!
  • Mysterious Voice
Sounds to me like cutie marks and trouble are two peas in the same pod.
  • Apple Bloom
I guess so... I mean, if I was a blank flank again, there wouldn't be a problem!
  • Mysterious Voice
Your wish is my command.
  • Scootaloo
Hey, Apple Bloom. Why'd you want to meet here?
  • Apple Bloom
Well, us blank flanks have to meet somewhere!
  • Scootaloo
Um, actually, Apple Bloom, we... both sort of got our cutie marks.
  • Apple Bloom
You did?! What are they?
  • Scootaloo
Oh, we don't have time to go into all that.
  • Sweetie Belle
And we certainly don't have time to hang out at an old clubhouse.
  • Scootaloo
Yeah, we've got responsibilities now.
  • Sweetie Belle
But maybe we'll see you later.
  • Scootaloo
Much later.
  • Apple Bloom
Wait! Hold on! I can get my cutie mark back, I think! Rrgh! I mean, I got it once, right? Oh, just wait a second! Nooooooooooo!
  • Apple Bloom
What in Equestria's goin' on?!
  • Applejack
Breakfast!
  • Apple Bloom
I'm not so sure sleep is the cure-all Applejack thinks it is.
  • Apple Bloom
Uh... Applejack? I know you said sleep is supposed to make me feel better, but I'm pretty sure it's makin' me feel worse.
  • Applejack
See, now what did I tell you? A good night's sleep'll fix— Well, no wonder you were so worked up...
  • Apple Bloom
Wh— Didn't you hear what I said?! I was trying to—
  • Granny Smith
Weeeell, what do we have here?
  • Apple Bloom
What is it, Granny? What's wrong?!
  • Granny Smith
Oh, nothin', right, Applejack?
  • Applejack
Right... Nothin' at all... Right, Big Mac?
  • Big McIntosh
Truth is, Apple Bloom, it's your cutie mark.
  • Applejack
Eeyup.
  • Apple Bloom
Oh, no! What is it now?!
  • Big McIntosh
Well, I can tell you what it ain't. It ain't no apple.
  • Granny Smith
Nnope!
  • Apple Bloom
What?!
  • Applejack
And we don't have room for non-apples.
  • Big McIntosh
Nnope.
  • Granny Smith
Time for you to mosey on. You can't stay here.
  • Apple Bloom
But this is my home!
  • Big McIntosh
Oh, and you're gonna have to change your name.
  • Granny Smith
Eeyup!
  • Big McIntosh
I think just 'Bloom' has a nice ring to it, don't you, Applejack?
  • Applejack
Eeyup!
  • Apple Bloom
Noooooooooo!
  • Apple Bloom
Ugh!
  • Apple Bloom
Alright, this is getting ridiculous. Whoo-ee! I never thought I'd be so happy to not get a cutie mark. What the?!
  • Apple Bloom
I don't wanna see another cutie mark as long as I live!
  • Mysterious Voice
Back so soon?
  • Apple Bloom
All right, whoever you are! I dunno what spell you went and cast on me, but I want it to stop right now!
  • Mysterious Voice
I didn't cast a spell, on you or anypony else. I only did what you wanted.
  • Apple Bloom
Rrrgh! Why would I want you to torment me with nightmares?!
  • Mysterious Voice
You didn't want to catch bugs, and I helped. You didn't want to lose friends, and I helped. If there's a problem with your family, I'm sure I can help with that too.
  • Apple Bloom
I don't want your help! Just get away from me!
  • Princess Luna
Oh, Apple Bloom, you can't get away from your own shadow.
  • Apple Bloom
Princess Luna?! My shadow? What do you mean? It's just me? You mean I've been doin' all this to myself?
  • Princess Luna
Of course, Apple Bloom. It's your dream.
  • Apple Bloom
If I've been dreamin' this whole time, why don't I just wake up?
  • Princess Luna
Sometimes we can worry about a thing so much, the fear can make us feel we're trapped in a nightmare. I don't suppose there's anything you're particularly afraid of, is there?
  • Apple Bloom
Yeah... I guess I've been pretty worried about gettin' my cutie mark.
  • Princess Luna
Well, that is the same as worrying about who you are. That is all a cutie mark is. If you cannot accept who you are, your life might seem like a bad dream.
  • Apple Bloom
But if I like who I am, do you think other ponies will too?
  • Princess Luna
Of course.
  • Apple Bloom
Then it doesn't matter what my cutie mark is!
  • Princess Luna
Indeed.
  • Apple Bloom
But that's so simple! I must be the only pony in the universe this worried about her cutie mark.
  • Princess Luna
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
  • Apple Bloom
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are havin' nightmares too?
  • Princess Luna
It's been a busy night for us all, but I think it's time to bring it to a close.
  • Scootaloo
  • Sweetie Belle
Princess Luna!
  • Princess Luna
I know you've all had a lot on your minds tonight, but I think Apple Bloom has something she'd like to share before you wake.
  • Sweetie Belle
We're still asleep?
  • Scootaloo
Cool!
  • Apple Bloom
Well, I guess I should call this dream meeting of the Cutie Mark Crusaders to order!
  • Apple Bloom
I know we all got pretty anxious when we found out Babs got her cutie mark, but I for one don't want to have nightmares every night from now until we get ours!
  • Scootaloo
Me neither!
  • Apple Bloom
And even though we're all a little scared, a cutie mark won't change who we are or how everypony feels about us!
  • Sweetie Belle
It's lucky we're all scared of the same things. That way we can help and remind each other to just be who we are!
  • Princess Luna
And when the day comes that you all finally get your cutie marks, you can be sure they'll fit you to a T.
  • Apple Bloom
Exactly!
  • Scootaloo
Do you fillies think that Babs is worried or scared about some of this stuff?
  • Apple Bloom
I know! Let's put together a care package for her!
  • Sweetie Belle
That way she'll know she isn't alone!
  • Apple Bloom
We wouldn't want her to think that just because she isn't a Crusader, we can't still be friends! But, uh... maybe we should wait 'til we wake up.
  • Princess Luna
Good idea.
  • Applejack
There ain't no call to worry
  • Applejack
So don't you cry or fret
  • Apple Bloom
A cutie mark won't change me
  • Apple Bloom
No matter what I get
  • Applejack
Well, sure looks like somepony's feelin' better.
  • Apple Bloom
You have no idea.
  • Applejack
See, now what did I tell you? A good night's sleep cures just about everythin'.
  • Apple Bloom
I guess so. I just wish it hadn't been so exhaustin'.