Party Pooped

Information

TitleParty Pooped
Season5
Number11
Overall Number102
Wiki PageParty Pooped
Main Character
  • Pinkie Pie
PreviousPrincess Spike
NextAmending Fences

In this episode 15 characters spoke a total of 177 lines. The most talkative character was Pinkie Pie, who spoke 52 lines.

Characters

Most Talkative Characters
image/svg+xml https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.en.html https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/05/11/ https://mlp.mattbas.org/transcripts/episodes/05/11/ Pinkie Pie (52, 29%) Twilight Sparkle (38, 21%) Prince Rutherford (23, 13%) Rainbow Dash (14, 8%) Applejack (13, 7%) Fluttershy (13, 7%) Rarity (7, 4%) Cherry Jubilee (5, 3%) Yaks (3, 2%) Conductor (2, 1%) Other (7, 4%)

Transcript

  • Twilight Sparkle
You look nervous. There's no reason to be nervous. Nothing to worry about. Everything's gonna be fine!
  • Pinkie Pie
Twilight, tell those butterflies in your tummy to beat it! Making new friends is always fun.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Ohhhh...
  • Fluttershy
They're probably just as nervous as you are.
  • Applejack
You've been plannin' this shindig for weeks. You know everything about these fellers. It's gonna be dandy.
  • Twilight Sparkle
You're right. Remember, Equestria and Yakyakistan haven't opened their borders for hundreds of moons. In fact, Yakyakistan is so far north of the Crystal Mountains, nopony's even been there! Imagine the look on Princess Celestia's face when she finds out we made friends with a yak prince! I'm calm! I'm calm...
  • Prince Rutherford
Ponies! Greetings, ponies!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Prince Rutherford, your Majesty. On behalf of all of us, I welcome you to Equestria.
  • Prince Rutherford
Me honored. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies and yaks. Friends for a thousand moons!
  • Twilight Sparkle
You must be hungry after a long journey.
  • Twilight Sparkle
We've prepared a banquet of traditional yak foods.
  • Prince Rutherford
If things not perfect, yaks get mad. Yaks always get mad when things not perfect!
  • Prince Rutherford
This no taste like yak food! Fake pony food make yaks mad!
  • Pinkie Pie
Is it okay to be nervous now?
  • Applejack
Them yaks sure have a funny way of sayin' "howdy."
  • Rarity
They're different, that's all. Very... different.
  • Rainbow Dash
I think they broke my record for most stuff broken in under a minute. I mean, they even broke the trophy.
  • Twilight Sparkle
All we have to do is show them how great it can be to have friends before Princess Celestia arrives for the friendship party tonight. Now, who read the seven-volume cross-indexed history of Yakyakistan I recommended?
  • Rainbow Dash
Um... I-I had a thing...
  • Pinkie Pie
I did, I did! Did you know they live so far north of the Crystal Empire that it's cold all the time? Yaks have yak fur to keep them warm.
  • Applejack
Pretty sure that's what fur's always for, Pinkie Pie.
  • Pinkie Pie
I know! Yaks are so cool!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie, can you show them around town? I know you have to plan the friendship party too, but it would really help make them feel welcome.
  • Pinkie Pie
Don't worry. They'll be in good hooves with me.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Remember, we want to make sure Equestria feels like home. That means doing everything we can to make this place feel like Yakyakistan.
  • Pinkie Pie
No problem!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Good. Let's get out there and make some new friends!
  • Applejack
We know y'all are noble warriors who avoid the so-called finer things, so me and my family would be honored if you rested here in the barn during your visit.
  • Pinkie Pie
Applejack and I made hay beds like you're used to back in Yakyakistan.
  • Prince Rutherford
Hmm... This perfect.
  • Pinkie Pie
You can snooze here all afternoon, 'cause you're gonna need a lot of energy for my party tonight!
  • Applejack
That wasn't so hard.
  • Prince Rutherford
Wait! This not yak hay!
  • Pinkie Pie
Well, we didn't have actual hay from Yakyakistan, but we tried our best to make it just like yours.
  • Prince Rutherford
Not perfect! Yaks destroy!
  • Applejack
Pinkie Pie, what do we do?!
  • Pinkie Pie
And now, for your entertainment pleasure... Presenting animals, Yakyakistan style!
  • Prince Rutherford
Animals cute.
  • Fluttershy
Oh. Thank goodness.
  • Prince Rutherford
Wait. These antlers lie! These not Yakyakistani animals! Yaks smash!
  • Pinkie Pie
Okay, well... There's still other things we can do. I think.
  • Rarity
Yes! These are some of my favorite materials. Very rare, imported from the Crystal Empire to match your northern sensibilities. I hope you'll find them—
  • Rarity
...delicious.
  • Prince Rutherford
This no taste like yak fabric! Yaks destroy!
  • Pinkie Pie
Everything's gonna be fine. You'll just... make it up to them. Somehow.
  • Pinkie Pie
Listen up! Tell your faces to hold onto their frowns, 'cause they're about to get turned upside-down!
  • Prince Rutherford
Hold your frown, face!
  • Pinkie Pie
Hit it, Rainbow Dash!
  • Pinkie Pie
Just like Yakyakistan snow, right? Because snow is snow, no matter where it comes from.
  • Prince Rutherford
This not yak snow!
  • Pinkie Pie
Seriously?! ...Seriously?
  • Applejack
Y'know... it's goin' okay.
  • Rarity
Satisfactory, I'd say.
  • Rainbow Dash
It could be better.
  • Fluttershy
It's not very good.
  • Pinkie Pie
It's a disaster!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie, tonight's Yakyakistan theme party is more important than ever! You'll make them forget all about this afternoon, right? Because if it's not perfect, they're gonna smash everything! And I'm not sure how much more smashing this visit can take!
  • Pinkie Pie
I definitely will! I think. Maybe...?
  • Applejack
You're the best gosh-darn party planner in Equestria.
  • Rainbow Dash
You'll show 'em a good time!
  • Fluttershy
You can do it!
  • Rarity
We have absolute confidence in your abilities, Pinkie Pie.
  • Pinkie Pie
It's going to be my most happy-tacular party ever! I hope!
  • Rainbow Dash
Why are your eyes darting around like that?
  • Pinkie Pie
It's what I do when I'm not nervous!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie, I don't know what we'd do without you—
  • Pinkie Pie
Me either! Gotta go!
  • Pinkie Pie
Gummy, what am I gonna do? I had all this amazing stuff planned for the party, but they're gonna hate it! There's no way to make Equestria feel like Yakyakistan. They're just too sensitive! Even Fluttershy made them mad! Fluttershy! Oh... I need a new idea, and I need it now. How am I supposed to make this party feel like Yakyakistan without actually going there and bringing something back?!
  • Pinkie Pie
Gummy, you're a genius.
  • Twilight Sparkle
And this is Sugarcube Corner. They're working hard to make your traditional Yakyakistan cake.
  • Prince Rutherford
Vanilla extract balance very tricky.
  • Yaks
Uh-huh.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Do you mind, um, waiting here for one moment?
  • Twilight Sparkle
How's tonight's party coming? I'm doing what I can, but it's really up to you at this point! ...Pinkie? Where are you?!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Did you find her?
  • Fluttershy
Angel and I searched the forest, but...
  • Rainbow Dash
Aerial recon turned up nothing either.
  • Applejack
I searched the farm inside and out. No Pinkie Pie. But I did find a set of Granny Smith's dentures under the house, so... not a complete loss.
  • Rarity
She's simply vanished!
  • Twilight Sparkle
But the party! It's all we have left! What are we gonna do?!
  • Twilight Sparkle
"Don't worry. I'll be back in time for the party. Love, Pinkie Pie." If Pinkie Pie says she'll be back in time for the party, she'll be back. We have to trust her. Right? No reason to freak out!
  • Fluttershy
Don't worry, Twilight.
  • Applejack
When it comes to parties, I think she knows what she's doin'.
  • Twilight Sparkle
You're right. Let's just focus on keeping the yaks happy 'til she's back.
  • Rainbow Dash
Piece o' cake.
  • Twilight Sparkle
The cake!
  • Mrs. Cake
One bite, and you'll be transported right back to Yakyakistan. I hope.
  • Prince Rutherford
Hmm... Ponies too heavy on vanilla extract!
  • Twilight Sparkle
We've never needed a party so badly.
  • Conductor
Next stop, Crystal Empire!
  • Pinkie Pie
And so my quest begins. I know what you're thinking. "Why go to Yakyakistan alone, Pinkie Pie?" Because I'm the party planner. This burden falls on my rump and my rump alone. If I want a great party, I gotta climb the mountains north of the Crystal Empire, find Yakyakistan, and come back with something authentic! Know what I mean?
  • Pinkie Pie
Did we go the wrong way? Where's all the snow? Please tell me this is magical sand-colored snow. Nope. Sand. Definitely sand.
  • Conductor
Dodge City. End of the line, I'm afraid. All trains had to stop. Sheep decided to sit on the tracks.
  • Pinkie Pie
Curse you, sheep! Thanks for you help, conductor.
  • Pinkie Pie
Cherry Jubilee!
  • Cherry Jubilee
Pinkie Pie?! I reckoned I eyeballed you crossin' my way right now.
  • Pinkie Pie
How are you? You look amazing! I need help.
  • Cherry Jubilee
I'm dandy as a daffodil and fit as a floribunda. What can I do ya for?
  • Pinkie Pie
Have you heard of Yakyakistan? Do you have any idea how I can get there?
  • Cherry Jubilee
Mark your calendar, missy, 'cause this right here's your lucky day! I'm headin' north to the Crystal Empire myself for a delivery. I ought to warn you though – me and the boys are powerful tired 'cause we was up all night countin' cherries. Hey there! Wake up!
  • Pinkie Pie
Counting cherries? How many?
  • Cherry Jubilee
Four hundred and seventeen thousand, two hundred and thirty-four. Yee-haw!
  • Pinkie Pie
Whoa!
  • Pinkie Pie
And so my quest resumes. As I stare across the endless desert, I tell myself I will soon triumphantly enter the homeland of our noble guests and return with a prize to make the best party they've ever seen. Know what I mean?
  • Pinkie Pie
Cherry? Ravine. Ravine!
  • Pinkie Pie
Wake up! Wake up! Stooooop!
  • Cherry Jubilee
Huh?! Whoa. I was dreamin' about a ravine. Ravine!
  • Pinkie Pie
That's what I said.
  • Prince Rutherford
Music beautiful. Much soul.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Phew!
  • Spike
When Twilight told me to stall— I-I mean, entertain you, I thought there's no way I could—
  • Yaks
Huh?
  • Twilight Sparkle
Spike!
  • Prince Rutherford
Piano play itself?! Music a lie!
  • Prince Rutherford
We demand party! Party now or yaks no friends!
  • Twilight Sparkle
No! Just a little longer!
  • Prince Rutherford
No more longer! We leave now! Yak go to train, return with more yaks! We declare war!
  • Twilight Sparkle
No Pinkie Pie? What's this?!
  • Applejack
Heh-heh. We panicked and tried to plan our own party.
  • Rainbow Dash
It's sort of panic-themed.
  • Twilight Sparkle
The yaks are going home! This is awful! I wanted to surprise Princess Celestia. Now the only surprise is that I may have just started a war.
  • Pinkie Pie
There we were, face-to-face with Falling Pony Ravine. Down, down, down! And then, suddenly... Pow! We were rescued mid-air by the Wonderbolts! And then they gave me a ride to Manehattan, I joined a traveling band, we played some shows here and there, got popular, almost made it big until creative differences tore us apart. And that's when I knew I had to get back on with my journey to the Crystal Empire, the gateway to Yakyakistan! And so here I am. It was a major adventure that took most of the afternoon. Know what I mean?
  • Princess Cadance
This is it. The northern boundary of the Crystal Empire. Beyond lies Yakyakistan. Nopony who's attempted this climb has ever returned. Are you sure you have to do this?
  • Pinkie Pie
I do.
  • Princess Cadance
Good luck, Pinkie Pie.
  • Twilight Sparkle
How could she be so late to the party? This isn't like her.
  • Fluttershy
I'm sure she's trying her best.
  • Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie's tougher than she looks.
  • Twilight Sparkle
I know you're right, but... I wish she was here. I put too much pressure on her. I let everypony down. And Princess Celestia will be here any minute and see that I haven't made new friends. I've made new enemies.
  • Pinkie Pie
Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie! I'm looking for Yakyakistan. You know, faraway land, lots of yaks? Maybe you've heard of it?
  • Pinkie Pie
Whoa-ho-ho! Slow down! I can't understand a word you're saying—
  • Pinkie Pie
There it is! Yakyakistan!
  • Pinkie Pie
Noooooooooo...!
  • Twilight Sparkle
Ugh. Is everypony alright?
  • Fluttershy
I can't tell if my eyes are open or closed.
  • Rainbow Dash
I think I can see a little bit.
  • Rainbow Dash
Gah! Nope.
  • Main cast sans Pinkie
Ooooh...
  • Applejack
Look at these! Pinkie Pie's made files for everypony in town!
  • Fluttershy
With exactly what kind of parties we like.
  • Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie has a secret party-planning cave?! How cool is this?!
  • Fluttershy
"Twilight Sparkle likes vanilla ice cream, red balloons, dancing..."
  • Twilight Sparkle
That's right!
  • Fluttershy
"But she's afraid of quesadillas."
  • Twilight Sparkle
No, I'm not! They're just so... cheesy.
  • Pinkie Pie
...oooooooo! No! I'm all the way back where I started! Gummy, I was this close to helping Twilight befriend the yaks. Now I've just let everypony down.
  • Pinkie Pie
Hmm?
  • Applejack
Looky here. It's notes for the party she wants to throw for her folks' fiftieth anniversary. But they ain't nearly that old! Huh. She's already plannin' their one-hundredth too. And their five-hundredth?
  • Twilight Sparkle
I had no idea she worked so hard on her parties.
  • Rainbow Dash
She may be more organized than you, Twilight.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Let's not get carried away.
  • Rarity
I just wish Pinkie Pie were here so we could tell her how much we all appreciate her hard work.
  • Pinkie Pie
Thank you! Thank you! I love you too! All of you!
  • Twilight Sparkle
You're back!
  • Pinkie Pie
I tried to go to Yakyakistan so I could bring something back for my party. But at the last second, I made a mistake. I worked harder on this party than any party ever. But I'm still just a big failure.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie, you're not a failure.
  • Fluttershy
What matters is how hard you tried.
  • Rainbow Dash
Who else would've gone all across Equestria to plan one party?
  • Pinkie Pie
You know... the trip was really hard. But everypony I met along the way was so helpful. I just wish the yaks could see how friendly and wonderful and great Equestria really is! I just got the best party idea ever!
  • Twilight Sparkle
It's too late. The yaks left on the last train.
  • Pinkie Pie
Um, no, they didn't. Trust me! There are a whole lot of sheep out there!
  • Fluttershy
So, um, do we walk back up the slide or... or what?
  • Prince Rutherford
Yaks stuck here?! Why trains not work?!
  • Pinkie Pie
I never thought I'd say this, but... thank you, sheep! And now, if it's okay with you, it's party time!
  • Yaks
Ooh.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Wow, Pinkie. This came together quick, even for you.
  • Pinkie Pie
What can I say? I'm good at what I do. Prince Rutherford, every time we tried to make something in Equestria feel like Yakyakistan, we couldn't get it right. When I got back from my adventure, I realized something. We shouldn't try to make Equestria feel like your home. We should try to make you feel at home in Equestria. And that means showing you why we love it here, so you'll love it too.
  • Prince Rutherford
Pink pony work hard to make yaks feel at home. Now yaks happy. No declare war.
  • Prince Rutherford
Ponies and yaks... friends?
  • Pinkie Pie
For a thousand moons?
  • Prince Rutherford
For a thousand moons!
  • Princess Celestia
I am very impressed, princess.
  • Twilight Sparkle
Heh. Just doing my best to spread friendship.
  • Princess Celestia
And you did a wonderful job of it. You and your friends.
  • Prince Rutherford
Pink pony, you understand yaks now.
  • Pinkie Pie
Aww, come here, you!
  • Pinkie Pie
Wow! Too strong! Okay, okay, okay!